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foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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hankgreensmoustache:

arrested developments a little ahead of its time

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surprisebitch:

"yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks"

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haturade:

are you a donut without the u? because dont. 

(Source: kochela, via poodlebounce)

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

(Source: therealsteveharvey, via ruinedchildhood)

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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Emma Stone at the Venice Film Festival, Day 02

(Source: stonefieldofdreams)

kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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